but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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