So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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