doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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