My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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