this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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