She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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