There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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