i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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