i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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