i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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