if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He better not be in your backpack
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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