I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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