THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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