just come out here and I will go home with you...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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