Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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