How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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