NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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