Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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