But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I need water and some morals
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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