I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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