So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Randomize
