What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
so much tequila, so little girl.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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