Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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