At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?