How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it