butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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