yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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