arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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