There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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