Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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