perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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