I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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