3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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