im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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