i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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