oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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