And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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