Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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