DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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