I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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