theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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