Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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