You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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