how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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