I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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