I'm really into asian looking animals
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
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