So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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