Cold hands, warm shart.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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