I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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