I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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