the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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