who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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