So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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