Sry I called you an 8
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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