hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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