JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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