he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
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then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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