Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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