the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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