I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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