hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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