I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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