You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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