If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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